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    April 01

    The Dubai World Cup

    Ok….so the Dubai World Cup is said to be the social event of the year….everyone empties their bank accounts in order to buy the ‘perfect’ outfit!!......i don’t really see why, because most of the women there looked like birds had been shot and landed on their heads!!!! THE HATS!!! Absolutely outrageously HIDEOUS!!! Some of them were not even hats!!! They were jus bird feathers!!! Someone should call PETA on their asses!!!!
     

    Anyways, since I love to be all posh, and everyone I knew in Dubai was going….i said ‘what the hell!! Y not?’……so I bought the ticket (after much hassle, I might add)…bought a dress….bought lovely shoes…and outright refused to wear a hat!! Instead I chose to wear a tiara!! (which got a lot of attention from the women there!.....this one lady in the bathroom, who was drunk outta her mind, comes right in my face, stares at me and goes…..oooo is that reaaall…can I touch it. So I did what any sober person would do in that situation and I embellished a lil…said hell yeah its real!! Cost me abt 120K!!, let her touch it and then walked off! )

    Now I had some really drunk friends there too!! This one girl had a hat whose brim was atleast 2 feet!!! 2 feet!! I kid u not!!! We had to duck every time she turned to talk to someone!!! Then there was this really really really drunk guy, who did the craziest things!! He walked to this one restaurant and tore off the Pizza sign!! So one of the waiters’ comes running out and is all like ‘sir, please don’t tear our sign’ and my friend continues to rip it into shreds….all the while that poor waiter is going, ‘sir, please don’t tear our sign’, ‘sir, please don’t tear our sign’!! that poor pizza sign must’ve been ripped into like a million pieces before my friend decided he had better things to do! Ofcourse some random girls took advantage of him and ripped him off alota dough and made him buy drinks for them!!  After that, every girl that passed his way…he shouted obscenities at them!!! Random women were ‘bitches who stole my money!!’

    All in all, even though I had to wait for *#^%ing 3 hours to get in, and my feet hurt soo bad that I’d love to just burn those heels!!!, I had an absolute BLAST!!!! think i'll go next year too!!

    March 24

    My very first time.....

    Turns out…..i don’t have much to say!!!........Nicole makes this amazing (read: fantastic, awesome, etc.) blog for me, and I’ve freakin run out of things to say!!! Now anyone who knows me, knows that this phenomenon very, VERY rarely occurs, but I seem to be at a complete lack of words!!!

    Granted, I do not have even the slightest clue as to what I’m supposed to now do with the blog, cause I’m not really insightful, thought provoking, or ......let me jus say upfront that I DO NOT have a flair for writing, so this blog is probably going to be nonsensical ramblings!!! …. A few people have told me to start writing a blog, detailing all the “funny” (read: painful) things that happen to me at pretty regular occurrences. Since I am able to provide “live entertainment” to u……I guess I’ll jus blog the next time I fall down the stairs or something!! (which will probably happen sooner than u think!!)

    Hey! Look at that!!! I’ve already got abt a whole paragraph on not knowing what to write!!! Maybe this whole blog thing isn’t soo hard after all!!!